Blonde By Nature

Gramma, don’t read this post

So I came across this blog called Golf + Poker. This dude seems like he has a lot of fun in life by geeking out with a deck of cards and playing with holes, balls and sticks, whatever gets’em up I guess - who am I to judge? That said, I found this post to be particularly interesting in that I have never seen a more sorry excuse for a restaurant in all my life. The dude from Golf + Poker explains it nicely. He obviously finds the entire experience of going there something-funny, which I guess you have to have a sense of humour to want to go there and put your money out on a place like that. All the photos you see on his links are a bunch of fat, male slobs and their burgers with hot women dangling off them. That’s hot…really turns me on *gag*. But seriously, talk about self-deception! No wonder men are deluded as to what turns a woman on! And no wonder women say that all the good ones are taken or gay - gay men take care of themselves because in order to get a good man you have be someone worth getting (and there is no deceptions about that). Also makes me wonder if that is Golf + Poker dude in the photo with the triple bypass.

So my question to Heart Attack Grill is: Where are all the 1/2 naked men wearing tight nurse pants, wheel barreling the fat piggish women out to their cars? If there were men pushing fat women out the door, this restaurant would likely get more criticized and the local parish would have put up their picket signs and claimed blasphemy in some form or other. But oh no, it’s just “slutty woman” to quote this video…so it’s ok. Hm. Interesting.

And there really is not point to writing anything on the food or the concept of the restaurant…it’s gross, repulsive and horribly…and…just horrible. I mean, who comes up with this shit? Leave it to an American to create it and make it a success! (And right about now is when someone tells me that the founder of the Restaurant grew up in Niagara Falls, Ontario)

Sidebar: Why is that I think if Al Bundy were a real life person, that he would be Heart Attacks Grill biggest fan? I swear, this Goft + Poker dude must be a huge Al Bundy fan.

With all that said, I would like to send a big thanks out to Heart Attack Grill:

Thanks for making America just a bit more fatter, a bit more proud of their omentum fat and clogged arteries, and a bit more self deprecating. Just what the hot Doctor ordered.

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