A naked, and very hairless, 40 year old British man - let’s call him Adam - decided to frolic in the royal water of Japan’s Imperial Palace today at 11:30am. He was seen at one point throwing rocks at two Asian policemen in a rowboat attempting to catch him with a long stick.
Adam is a resident of Spain and was on a sightseeing trip with 7 of his friends. One of his buddies was seen speaking to a guard explaining to him that he had dropped his bag into the moat, then Adam strips down and dives in unexpectedly. Immediately 50 cops and firefighters immobilized in attempt to catch the ballsy man.
After an hour and a half of the chase for Woody Woodpecker, he then showed off his stellar rock climbing skills by scaling the 8 metre rock wall that landed him in the hands of the police. But have no fear, the broadcasters of Japan made sure that the footage of Adam’s capture did not offend anyone and made it rated E for everyone by censoring out his most interesting parts. (If Showcase reported on this, we’d be seeing Adam in his all his nature).
They are currently reviewing his mental condition now because a man that does such a nutty thing must not have all his marbles.
I am relieved to report that the Empress didn’t see a thing and still has no idea what a penis looks like. *grin*
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